| | First, some background: In case you don't know, Bai Ling is a cinematic slut, i.e. someone who appears in movies but is mostly just there for visual appeal rather than any actual value as a thespian. It's kind of confusing how Bai manages to even attain that level, given that she has one of the creepiest faces I've ever seen. I'm guessing she's just there to fulfill quotas for Asian femme fatales with slinky figures and chinky eyes.
This is a video of Bai Ling dancing at Club Play during porn star Mary Carey's birthday party. It's pretty funny on its own, but to me, it's mostly sad because this is pretty much exactly how I dance. Except for that part at the end when she's grinding her butt into a midget's face. That midget is pretty incredible, by the way. The way he gyrates his body is so Teletubby-like. And his hair! It's like a huge Carrot Top-fro! The only thing that could make this video better is if he put an afro pick into his hair.
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| | Posted 6/18/2007 11:41 AM - 95 Views - 0 eProps - 1 Comment
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